The United States of Christopher Dean is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.036 billion Christopher Deanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The Christopher Deanian economy, worth 43.6 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,123 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, it's never "just a game" with Christopher Deanian sports fans, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christopher Dean's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Christopher Dean is ranked 163,226^th in the world and 7,047^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 7.79 flags saluted per person per day.